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This is what happens after a few shots of apple vodka

somescrub: darkfiretaimatsu: “Cannot problem”? Is… Is that inspiring? I’m really bad at the whole motivational speech thing~Can problems are exactly why I switched to bottles. They’re easier to open, and you can reuse them~ Maybe I should

specific-stuff: Your wife and her shrew-friends are squatting in your living room over the whole weekend? Don’t worry! Just rent out a vacation home for yourself! Maybe even ask your son‘s babysitter to come over and bring a large bottle of lube?!

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